What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 04:36
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Then came..
A new COVID variant is spreading across California. Could we see a summer surge? - Sacramento Bee
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
How far does good behavior take you in a prison?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
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Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
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No way
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Over 3,000 Private Credit Deals From Just 20 Analysts Raise Questions on Wall Street - Bloomberg.com
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Still no good.
OpenAI Wants to get College Kids Hooked on AI - Gizmodo
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?
Loons and Moons
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Mayor of Palmer Lake resigns amid controversy surrounding proposed Buc-ee’s location - KRDO